Doctors HATE Elvis Gonorrhea!

Never go full retard.

Generally, I would go the opposite way when I saw that, like "wow this doesn't look like a good idea." The first time I went to a bar post-sobriety, I was all "yeah funny joke! Almost as funny as when you told it five minutes ago!" Jeez, these people are morons! What I'm saying is, I didn't miss it, as I was more…

LaBoeuf should be below "unbearable". I resent even being told that this exists. To paraphrase Roger Ebert: He doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. He's not the bottom of the barrel. He's not below the bottom of the barrel. He doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.

I think the point was, it came and went without the same media coverage. No broadcasts were interrupted, there was no knee-jerk worldwide support like "we are Kenya" or a Kenyan Facebook flag. But, even bringing this up starts a "my massacre is more important than your massacre" argument, which is more deeply…

Well, that's what makes it great. He is what is missing in modern political literature - a man (or woman) who is not afraid to move away from his preconceived political notions. Everybody I read now, left or right, is in that box, and their minds, or their wallets, won't let them leave it. Most modern political…

Wigan is very good, I was turned on to that by an old docs manager at work. IIRC Mr. Blair was paid to do it by a socialist organization, and they weren't very happy with the result. I have The Orwell Reader, which is just amazing. A Hanging is wonderful reportage, and the first sentence of Shooting an Elephant is…

If you liked The Dissolve's site design, you'll LOVE the new AV Club!

Off the subject, but the first time I heard a promo announcer say "starring Adam Sandler…and Adam Sandler!" I refused to believe that I'd actually heard it. I really thought it was just a nightmare I had, and that this movie didn't exist. I still believe that.

If it's a variety show, gotta have Jan Murray on there

The only way this makes sense is if they're going to a pay site format. First 10 articles are free, but you use 8 of those free articles by mistake by scrolling too far.

And those squiggly lines at the top - turn the Tracking button! OK, that didn't work.

I think if the question was framed in a different way, I might get it

Their whole vision is apocalyptic, they expect and want the whole thing to end in a fiery suicidal battle. So in a way, it would be giving them exactly what they want. I remember Bader-Meinhoff, the Red Army Faction, and Black September executing Olympic athletes in the '70s, but this is just WTF-land.

It could still be possible, Mein Fuhrer, er Mr. President.

Well helloooooo Mr. Fancy Pants. The left coast also has gringo and gabacho, and we're all living in Aztlan anyway.

The racism inherent in the system! The racism inherent in the system! Help, I'm being oppressed!

The two people I know that were/are stricken with this are Stan Mikita (Chicago shout out!) and Robin Williams, both good people from all accounts.

Yeah, that short story taking Maggie May as a takeoff point in Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung is great! He could have done it. Check that story out if you haven't yet. It's written from the point of view of the older woman.

Sounds like the joke…petered out. YEAAAAAH