Let the Inceneroar/Meowscarada forbidden romance slashfic COMMENCE!

I mean, in-ground pools are just wet holes in the ground. What a weird take.

1. Why is they cycle lane on the sidewalk?

But with Arceus, Rapidash’s original shiny coloring returns, marking the first time its purple mane has been seen in-game since Gold and Silver follow-up Pokémon Crystal released in 2000. I’m probably the only person who cares about this!

The Discworld bit is specifically riffing off of the classical mythology of the Riddle of the Sphinx. Not sure why you equate reading some entertaining fantasy satire with watching anime or doomscrolling social media.

Open world doesn’t necessarily mean good, but it seems like there are plenty of Pokemon fans who’d like to play an open world Pokemon game at some point.

Once we get it under control (vaccine, better treatment) it will be just the others (flu, polio, mumps, measles, etc...)

Okay let’s just not enjoy anything ever anymore.

Unfortunately, this resignation will not be accepted, as it is not in the form of the a question.

The utter lack of self awareness on your part is astounding. You spend most of your time saying how dumb people are. 

It’ll be in Merriam Webster in like two years. This is how language has always worked and always will.

Just put it on a tray, on a sheet of baking paper.

“two cultures rubbing up against each other in unusual ways.”

“they barely participate in chat, and when they do, it’s obnoxious, borderline-meaningless spam.”

*points at article that you’re commenting on*

Android users be like:

Those are all old games.

None of those "new games" are actually new though