Why is the sushi speaking Russian?

WHY IS THE SUSHI SPEAKING RUSSIAN?!?!?

I came here for this beautiful twunk, I’m so used to giving but not receiving my GOD SE. He’s such a sassy fuck.

I think it’s important to disconnect art from the artist, so long as you can consume that art without directly benefiting said artist. If an artist is alive and benefiting from your consumption of their creations, as is the case with R. Kelly and so many other current serial abusers, by all means, drop them from your…

Something has gone horribly, horribly wrong in The Oldest House. Jesse had better watch her step.

How can there not be a single mention of Honey I Shrunk the Kids in this article when this is clearly Honey I Shrunk the Kids: The Video Game?

Brown ale lovers are statistically overrepresented among The Takeout’s readership and I love it.

I would like more browns. There’s rarely a commonly available brown at my store. There’s plenty of light beers, IPAs, and there’s always a couple stouts but they’re usually real dark ones. I want something in the middle.

Was this whole thing just a pitch for your Waluigi game?

In Mario Kart, Piranha Plant is deadly assault weapon. :)

Well, this image might just get me placed on the banded for life list, but I needed a second character and Zack, you were the winner. Sorry, not sorry...

Nintendo M.A.L.C.

Malcolm in the Midgar

He never said he was releasing it.  It's a family project with his kids.  You're allowed to make fan art.

He will get his title back. These things are cyclical.

They created Medal of Honor, left EA because they were unhappy, founded Infinity Ward, created Call of Duty, left Activision because they were unhappy, founded Respawn, get bought by EA, end up making Medal of Honor.

Well it looks like the dad is chocolate creme filled so I think that makes their baby a Milano.