Endless scroll strikes again.

Both are totally unrelated to each other, but alright.

TBH I don’t really wanna stop you. You do you, boo

I totally wonder if there has been an uptick in sightings/visits since Trump took office? Like, even they can’t believe the shit that is happening and need to come in for a closer look.

A recent photo of Officer Patterson......

Sure it’s all fun and games now, but it won’t be so fun next time when he calls again to get grandma an ambulance and they show up with some nuggets. That’s what happens when you’re the boy who cried McWolf.

Losers: “haha penis stage”

Me, a man of taste: 

I think we know the real reason behind this feature.

Oh no. What a monumental loss.

I realize I’m weird, but I hate runny yolks. I like my fried egg to be hard cooked, but I know it still adds flavor, not to mention the excitement of this extra thing going on my burger.

Get over here!

That mechanical pencil... is Dixon’s legacy.

photogrammetry

This is my cat, his name is Twizzler. He is big and sweet and I love him.

Surprised you didn’t include this new gameplay trailer