Older people born years before a younger person continuously harping on how young that person is, is so, so boring.

“Darling,  Did your human heart fail today?  I heard on the media broadcast that your heart may have ceased to function as you were at the medical facility.  I, a human woman from Earth, would be very sad if you ceased to function”

aw man so normal for your wife to not know if you had a heart attack or not and ask you about it after the fact. So chill and relatable and totally how a normal human beings would act/def happened. Like jesus christ he can’t even lie well

“Comparatively, Atomic Blonde made $100 million at the Box Office.” 

Good point. Atomic Blonde made $100M in three months and Charlie’s Angels has comparatively only made $27M in three days.

So?

“The trailers made it seem like it was forcibly “for women” rather than being a good movie with women in it.”

No they didn’t. You’ve managed to confirm your incel nature though. 

They’re good droids, Brent

This was the largest aspect ratio Disney could afford. Should they, therefore, be made the subject of fun?

Every season of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad is fantastic. Every season of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad is fantastic. Every season of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad is fantastic. Every season of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad is fantastic.

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

You don’t have to rob banks to demonstrate how to identify bank robbers.

You’re missing the point.

I agree 100%.

This.

I feel “influencers” should be punished more severely to show how they’re held to a higher standard than other players. 

YouTuber’s Lifetime Fortnite Ban Opens Conversation About Fair Punishments For Cheating

To add onto d), the way these guys describe a video game punishment is absolutely ridiculous.

Man those quotes are such garbage.

“Why should the race always go to the quick? Or the Jumble to the quick-witted? I say, cheating is the gift that man gives to himself!”

It’s fair and deserved. I am glad EPIC is sticking by their decision. Cheaters in these games ruin the fun for everyone. That kid can go play APEX or whatever other game until he gets banned for cheating in that game.  Fortnite isn’t the only game out there.

Don’t do the crime, if you can’t do the time.