Just a reminder that the ideal versions of all these games (except 3) were the GBA ports, back when they gave a damn about making quality ports. 

Between none of the reporting describing the “prank” and a cursory view of their channel, in addition to their statement that they’ll continue “pranking”, I’m more than inclined to believe that there was no actual “prank” and it was likely just straight up harassment at the minimum.

Gamers aren't oppressed, but they *should* be.

Anyone who uses the term “woke” to downplay something has typically been unable to actually give me a definition of what the word even means. They just don’t like it, so therefore it’s “woke”.

This world is becoming dumber, I swear..

okay sure sure cool whatever, but wait... it’s Science Saru, does that mean Masaaki Yuasa is directing???

But of course violence is fine.

Man, Wind Waker looked great when it came out. It looks pretty great now. I love it when a game focuses on looking interesting more than 1:1 recreations of people looking muddy and miserable. At some point the pursuit of graphics just became an end to itself, and it’s very dull.

For PC players, who previously never had access to a dodge,

I’d say the most controversial change is stuffing the game with microtransactions and live service bullshit in an effort to create a perpetual money machine for sex criminal executives.

Yep but he will only return when you and all your friends have been beaten by a cosmic threat and your hope is fading

I do not think Goku was a great dad by any means.

However, while what you said is true, I think it is definitely more applicable to human parents. Even though Goku wasn’t brought up in Saiyan culture, he seems to instinctively embrace the thirst for challenge and improvement. If Gohan was a pureblood, it probably…

Counterpoint: good parents don’t put their kids in harm’s way, time and time again, from a young age. He’s continuously leaving his wife and child to train. There’s a bunch more but this is cherry picking at best, and even what you cherry pick isn’t what I would want out of my father lol

In all fairness it’s also a game with over 120 hours of play time. So one plot spoiler isn’t gonna ruin the whole game 

It’s a 7 year old game. I’m surprised that you even made it this far without getting spoiled.

And I’m actually still on my very first playthrough and have read that reveal years ago.

Dang, no Outer Wilds, Kotaku’s game of the year for 2019? Aww ::(

This is some big “Quiet breathes through her skin” energy.

Can’t wait to see the sales figures for their blockchain games! Everybody loves an alienating and divisive fad that has already imploded!

Kelly Clarkson has a talk show?

Anime fans continue to have the worst taste in anime.

“ complete with neatly trimmed landing strips”

Cowards.