If General William Tecumseh Sherman would have done a better job, we wouldn’t have to witness this yearly March to Seven and Nine.

Quiet, you’ll get your turn.

“Can I Ram it?” - Eric Dickerson, SMU

And for once, it wasn’t Gawker!

That is my daughter, sir. I would appreciate it if you didn't call her a monster. She is perfect in every way.

He was talking about the people who order it.

OTOH, he seems to be doing exceptionally well as an adult with microcephaly.

Does this guy have daughters though? Because if he does, that cancels out the whole being a Florida alumni/booster thing, and we’re back to impartiality.

The extension also makes it easier for the Thunder to trade Westbrook, because the destination team knows it will get him for another full season after this one, plus a player-option third season (which could come in handy if he’s in another situation like this one, where he’s unsure about the long term outlook with…

He’d have about 50 triple doubles

Whenever they scream about how one day Muslims could introduce Sharia Law, I want to ask:

Otherwise I’d just get 5 community actors together

A&M claims that this song went multi-platinum like 90 years ago when they really didn’t even keep track of those things.

“Or five times.”

“Those peanuts would go great with the milk I’ve kept in my mouth for the past 5 hours”

they also both potentially employ a rushin’ leader

Big deal. I’ve been watching white America go downhill for years.

Ignoring the underyling anti-millenial rhetoric, why would Hillary deserve any of the votes from “first time voters because ... of previous indifference”? It sounds to me like some of Bernie’s voters found the entire system so repulsive that they only engaged when they found someone the believed in. Now that that…

Waiters gonna wait

And Drexler goes into a decent Magic impression