...that would be other addicts. If it's not appropriate, I'll stop. Period.

OH. MY. GOD.

WHY ALL THE FEET???

Oh my god.

Source: "Help, My Eyeball is Bigger than My Wrist!"

My husband completely avoids contact during that week. I might as well erect a red tent in the backyard. I have been known to 'extend' the dates for up to 4 more days because it pisses me off so much. "Is it still on?" (He can't even bring himself to say 'period') "Wha? - Oh, yeah. [Cheerfully] Sorryyy!"

Amazing that this mediocre looking piece of shit can juggle three women at a time and in all of my 22 years of life I've never been able to juggle ONE man.

Could tell he was English before even read article. Just could fucking tell.

I feel like chanting "liar, liar" is a pretty lame way to call him out. Couldn't they have tarred and feathered him or something? Do people do that anymore?

"I just love when women are able to see who the real enemy is: MEN MEN MEN MEN ALWAYS MEN."

it feels important to post this now

We were in a family-friendly restaurant, around 6:30pm, and I was wearing a loose-fitting, long sleeve shirt, jeans, and no makeup...so I'm not sure where the confusion arose as to what kind of service you were being provided.

Am I the only person who isn't that freaked out by this? Honestly, I would rather date one of these guys than one who acts like I'm infected and won't touch my crotch for 5 days out of the month.

Eh, pestering for period sex might get tiresome, but I'd take that over a manbaby cringing at the mere thought of blood and insisting on unreciprocated blowjobs for a week any day of the month.

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I'm sure your 3-year old appreciated your thoughtful and detailed explanation.

I'm keeping my baby of the pole. By any means necessary.