I'm not a misogynist - I LOOOVE women (who conform to my expectations of what women should be and don't challenge my assumptions OR natural superiority)!

Will someone please, PLEASE tell Robin Thicke that being with your girlfriend/wife from a young age is NOT A DEFENSE AGAINST MISOGYNY. He brings that up every single time he's asked about this video, and I don't understand at all what point he thinks that makes. Misogyny is not sleeping with a bunch of women. …

So maybe the two black kids didn't do it? Didn't matter, they will still suffer and most likely be found guilty. They are black males - no one cares if they live or die, so they might as well take the fall for the nice white lady who must have a good excuse to did what she did, like mental illness. We must all…

Can you imagine how the world would be if the forces of 4chan and reddit were used for good instead of evil/juvenile mischief)? I just cannot imagine expending that much energy to prank someone you don't know. Or someone you know. Or someone you used to know (cue Gotye).

Of course 4chan. Whether you like her music or not, Taylor is a young woman with a prosperous career built on her own creative endeavors. So of course 4chan hates that shit. God forbid a woman be successful at something.

"A DPS detective told one student that the campus police determined that no rape occurred in her case because her alleged assailant did not orgasm."

Girls? Having hobbies that are the same as mine? Preposterous!

Is "...who is a woman" is the new "I have black friends"?

"It was developed by our creative director, who is a woman,"

I know that the way male gender privilege works in our society is that in order to receive the privilege you must be considered a masculine male. More often than not this translates to straight. Its not always the case (gay men can recieve more respect than females at times, but not on the same level that straight men…

I mean, let's be real: when has porn ever given an accurate representation of healthy, safe, and appropriate ways to approach sexual relations with other people? Porn is all about the conquest, the fantasy of a woman or man succumbing to another at the utterance of a cheesy pick-up line, the flashing of a body part,…

Doctor: I have terrible news, Mr. and Mrs. Johnson. Tina is very, very ill, with a terrible case of Rhapidosponeliosis.

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

[Insert Diablo III criticism without any foundation or reason. Do so in an extremely witty manner, trying to appeal to some abstract crowd that will find it funny and somehow support my moronic theory. Use hyperbolae and pseudofacts to support this opinion, saying things like: "This game is just bad!" and "it's…