Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed. Nothing less than a knight. Shining.

That's what happens when you put the engine in the wrong place.

The .50 on the bus blows rounds and rounds.

[Over the PA]

Up there with the XJs, good luck finding one bone stock:

Anything made by British Leyland (or anything with Lucas electrics). They were modified because they HAD to be modified to run.

I wanted a Talon TSI so bad in high school. I'm sure it would have gotten me laid, I'm SURE OF IT.

The CJ-5 or CJ-7, keeping the diamond-plate industry alive.

FD RX-7.

Late 90's Civic Si.

"It's a pity the wooden frame of your mother's bed isn't as strong as the wooden frame of my Morgan, Trebek!"

Over the ramp, between the seats, look out cockpit, here's the meat!

I'm going to pretend you're the New York Knicks.

"Open wide baby...let's do the airplane...voooooom, there we go"

It's like throwing a hot dog down an empty hallway.

Lancia Flaminia Zagato

What can't an LS V8 do?