There are tons (maybe even a majority) of African-Americans who are anti-abortion and against same-sex marriage. I don't think you quite understand the nuance of the positions of the people you claim to be so in tune with. If they're "getting screwed" it's not because of those particular viewpoints.

Bro do you even lift

I loved this show.

"Don't drive like my brother."

Hey, if you think it's cool that Snoop used his fame to enter the world of pimping and brought women on leashes to an awards show, that's fine. After all, that white girl from Australia who hooked up with every rapper in ATL is white and all...

This one is a gimme. Bo & Luke's '69 Charger.

Ugh. Now I feel guilty about being so ashamed.

Silly American, let our mathematically perfect algorithms print out the description of the the dream cars you really want!

The community service part is what cracks me up most. That implies that they think a college athlete taking money is in some way harmful to society.

I'm not sure why Bristol Palin -v- Chelsea Clinton is even worthy of discussion.

No, I don't know who he is. But I've met her, and she's, er, not a nice person at all. In fact, let me spell it out, that's English understatement. She's a fucking trainwreck, to the extent that Bristol Palin wins the comparison hands-down.

"Patience is a virtue, but impatience gets things done."

Uh.... No. No I did not miss it. Its in the first paragraph of THIS article. Thats the whole point. What the hell.

My family had a Land Rover of that era.

Our mechanic used to send us Christmas cards

Hiring a black woman to ring a bell at your office would double your diversity numbers. Maybe work on that.

There's a difference between between being a "trust fund baby" and just being wealthy.

Ha ha, you said "so hard right now."

I have a favorite picture of Anthony Weiner!

The description of this post as "fact-checking" needs to be fact-checked.

"My friends say that I look peaceful"...

I haven't really been following the whole story, but she sounds really terrified...and you know, like she just got assaulted :(. I mean, I hate the Palins as much as anyone but...