We have two in stock right now - one is the Sport trim, the other is the Touring trim. Come on down!
We have two in stock right now - one is the Sport trim, the other is the Touring trim. Come on down!
The headlights and taillights seem very large in proportion to the body. Are my eyes deceiving me?
That is one of the ugliest interiors I’ve ever seen in an automobile.
Hmmm. That is super-weird. I was going to recommend ad-block, but that doesn’t appear to be the issue. IDK. Good luck?
Ads? What ads?
I can’t BELIEVE I’m the only one who would buy this car right now. 15k miles, only $25k, looks to be all-original? What am I missing?
Hmmm, didn’t think about crash testing. Do you know how minor changes can be without necessitating new crash testing? I.e. do they have to crash test every single updated model, even those with very minor mid-cycle refreshes?
Why not go even simpler? Class+HP: 3 series with 181 hp = 3181i. 5 series with 356 hp = 5356i. 7 series with 497 hp = 7497i.
*sniffs* Smells like freedom - no automated shared cars need apply!
“micro-mini-van-wagon thing”
Wait, what? Those are beautiful seats!
Then you’re a complete moron and jackass and I would hate to drive anywhere near you on a highway. It is incredibly easy to spot the people not using cruise control, and each and every time I wish you would drive into a ravine. Passing me, then slowing down; or, alternatively, speeding up as I try to pass you. Pick…
I am well aware of the so-called “American” style of punctuation, in which periods and commas are placed before the final set of quotations marks. And yet, as outlined in the article linked below, I find myself on the irresistible side of history, which is smoothly progressing toward the “Queen’s English”, as you put…
Fuck off, I’m painting you a picture. :-)
To be fair, many educated individuals with the ability to use both correct spelling and grammar are in full agreement with the sentiment “Panameras are hideous”. One does not preclude the other; in fact, someone who feels that “Panameras are hideous” is likely an individual with a highly refined palette and, as such,…
This story is better than the car.
This is my favorite column I’ve ever read on Jalopnik. The vitriol, the pure unadulterated hate, has truly brought out an edge to your writing in this one, Jason. Outstanding, sir, absolutely outstanding.
How about this one? http://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/…
What is this shit in the passenger seat? I will never understand why people take pictures like this when they’re trying to sell their cars. CP.