My bestie has been imploring me to read March (Lewis’ graphic novel series) and so I just bought the set, as well as his autobiography, because the more I hear about him, the more in awe I am. I’m stunned Trunk came for him... my guess is he felt threatened, asked some rando what some good piece of defamatory info…

He is not getting the plates because he’s a thin skinned pussy and he knows that people would use the plates to mock him. One photoshopped plate with a dumb message would send him into a Tweet rage. The baby even had the logos on the portable shitters at the inauguration covered up with tape because the company…

After eight years of Trump questioning Obama’s birth cert., then everything he did during the election, you think one act of “unselfishness” makes everything okay? Nope, you’re not going to win this year. Or next. Or the year after.

China.

Do they make them in Mexico?

Trump on a German car. Irony.

Sad!

Let me put it this way: Donald Trump is about to key the US Constitution, simple decency, and common sense. So why the hell not?

“I’m sure this is just like cocaine,”

Saturday morning, Trump tweeted that Lewis is “all talk” and “no action”—...

We need this. This strain of shit going through through a vein of the party now needs to be destroyed. You want to talk about real “economic anxiety?” Then start speaking to those it affects the absolute most. Anyone who uses the term “identity politics” as a slur ain’t a Democrat and they sure as hell ain’t a…

1. He’ll never run for President.
2. He’ll never get the nomination.
3. He’ll never win the Presidency.
4. He’ll never create a co-dependency of our nuclear arsenal with a foreign entity.

His hands are too big.

He’s not orange enough.

So he got paid really well to lie to the government and the American people for a while. Then he got caught.

1000bhp Chinese minivan...what could possibly go wrong.

Money fell out of the sky from his daddy’s inheritance. Forbes once calculated that if Trump had invested his inheritance in index funds in the stock market in the ‘80s and sat on his hands he would be worth approximately $20 billion today in wealth.

Don’t worry, Darth Hairpiece is going to bring those jobs back from overseas for American robots* to do!

I agree with you, and riding a motorcycle the last 6 years has really opened up my eyes to not gunning it off the line when the signal turns green for my direction. I started wearing a GoPro daily to record random crap that happens and catch so many cars running the light right in front of me. It happens so often i…

Congratulations, too many to list, on COTD! I would like to gift you all with a Grand National which this lovely lady will probably not deliver to any of you.