We need this. This strain of shit going through through a vein of the party now needs to be destroyed. You want to talk about real “economic anxiety?” Then start speaking to those it affects the absolute most. Anyone who uses the term “identity politics” as a slur ain’t a Democrat and they sure as hell ain’t a…

His hands are too big.

He’s not orange enough.

So he got paid really well to lie to the government and the American people for a while. Then he got caught.

1000bhp Chinese minivan...what could possibly go wrong.

Money fell out of the sky from his daddy’s inheritance. Forbes once calculated that if Trump had invested his inheritance in index funds in the stock market in the ‘80s and sat on his hands he would be worth approximately $20 billion today in wealth.

Don’t worry, Darth Hairpiece is going to bring those jobs back from overseas for American robots* to do!

I agree with you, and riding a motorcycle the last 6 years has really opened up my eyes to not gunning it off the line when the signal turns green for my direction. I started wearing a GoPro daily to record random crap that happens and catch so many cars running the light right in front of me. It happens so often i…

Congratulations, too many to list, on COTD! I would like to gift you all with a Grand National which this lovely lady will probably not deliver to any of you.

First of all, the golf meme is getting old. I’m sure it probably came from whatever right wing propaganda you get your “news” from, but let me nip that thing in the butt: Obama took far, FAR fewer trips than GWB, Clinton, GHB, or Reagan. Its not that its a problem for a President to take a vacation: its a fucking…

Not really sure how you think doing good things makes him an abject failure?

I’m all for a technical solution to this issue as I don’t believe that enforcement works (though education helps a lot). That being said, I have yet to hear of any reasonable solution.

The government steps in when people prove they lack the will or intelligence to police themselves and their own actions effectively.

Sure but all the research shows that whether the phone is in your hands or hands-free, the effect is much the same in terms of potentially dangerous distraction. Our brains can’t handle processing both at once.

How about you either pull over to the side of the road to answer your phone or wait til you get your destination?

COTD

Moose licking your car leads to other things.

Or on a vinyl sticker across the windshield.

“The glue that holds a new roll of toilet paper closed is too strong”

While I think this is a reach, this election and this year has been so batshit insane that it turning out that Hillary actually won and her being sworn in as President wouldn’t strike me as that big of a surprise.