Really don’t get the hate for these. In black it absolutely looks like Batman’s weekend ride and breaks necks from all around you. Interested in seeing how it handles and the performance possible as the few reviews I’ve read have the 0-60 in guesstimated 5 second range.

This is the guy in my town that drives one to a T. He blares music and stares at other people to make sure they’re looking at him. It’s difficult to describe exactly how ugly these things are in person.

Last weekend I went to the local record shop and bought some second hand cassette tapes for my new 97 Cadillac. I’ll admit, it would be nice to plug my iPhone into a usb for charging purposes, but as long as I’ve got google maps on my phone and it can tell me where to go, there is no way in hell I’ll ever pay for an…

Steve, thanks for helping me to have a better opinion of lawyers

The Dream Cruise isn't in Detroit.

A gold camaro z28 in Detroit? That shit never had a chance of making it out.

The only coverage of the most Jalopnik event of the year is that the dude from Papa John’s car got stolen... What is this world coming to?

What, you like them headlights?

I must be getting old. Of all the vehicles pictured, the Futureliner held my interest the most.

Naw, you guys’ replies are payment enough, but thank you!

Congratulations, Mr. Sam Woolley from the Gawker Art Department, on winning COTD! I would like to gift you with this eccentric rod which this lovely, eccentric lady will deliver to you. I hope you like chains.

There was a cover band convention nearby. Casualties include 110 Johns, 96 Pauls, 103 Georges, and 82 Ringos.

391 “Beatles”?

That’s sort-of genius. It solves that whole waterproofing problem the in the best way possible — keep the car bits out of the water. Getting in and out of the water might be a bit difficult though.

Yeah, we’re gonna need the entire story before we get mad. I doubt that a very nice Porsche owner quietly left his car in his own driveway and that some random aggro douche went out of his way to vandalize. That’s just not nearly as likely as an alternative story in which—bit stretch here—some douche in Porsche did…

But what if your court is in Hawaii? I imagine even the judge wears a grass skirt over there

Mr. Pardo was even more upset when he found out that the Tommy Bahama shirt he thought he had purchased was actually a Tommy Hilfiger shirt that someone had modified by scotch taping a picture of a parrot, a martini, and a cigar to it and writing “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere . . .” in Sharpie.

What happens if some schmuck buys a Testarossa but really it's an as-is fiero?

Congratulations, Mr. Eddie Brannan and Mr. AeroPrairie, on today’s COTD! I have for each of you an IDK (I Don’t Know) which is possibly an Audi. This lovely lady will deliver it to you as soon as she pulls her pants up.