You know what? I don't care about anyone else's sex lives that much. Was he introducing a third partner to his parents? No? Then all this drama was completely unnecessary.

I hope you stop going to restaurants altogether.

Wall Drug, Corn Palace, Mount Rushmore, and don’t forget Crazy Horse... something for everyone.

The song Carey from the album Blue is one of my favorites.

Google Image search for In & Out animal style fries, which while delicious, don't photograph well.

Love my ParaGard. It makes my periods a little heavier, but that trade-off is totally worth it.

So... I responded to your post on assumptions about food, and you tell me... I'm assuming things? How does that work?

Because Pastrami Burritos at Oki Dogs or animal-style fries at In-N-Out are the height of culinary excellence?

I currently live in Wroclaw, would you be interested in one from Poland?

One weird trick? There's, like... a small number of interesting tricks! But that headline's not as catchy, I guess...

I'm dedicating this to the Watching His Gluten beer drinker. If you are avoiding gluten, this is the only proper way to consume beer: not very much, and depressed how it will effect your health.

Dammit, I totally sign my business emails best... now I'm not sure what to sign them with.

*throw

And that makes it all better.

Love the post. I, too, am a little uncomfortable with all-inclusive bathrooms. It likely stems back to a club I attended years ago, and an annoying ex snuck into the bathroom and tried to peer into the stall, between the gaps. (There may be doors on bathroom stalls, but c'mon, almost all of them have gaps you can look…

Getting my IUD put in wasn't fun, and hurt like crazy. There was also the glorious three-week-long period afterwards. In the dead of summer, when Detroit was experiencing a record heat wave... ugh. But totally worth it for the failsafe birth control.

In response to the Prudie letter... am I the only one who would be a bit bummed if their partner didn't nudge them to see if they were in the mood?

Any other Invader Zim fans remember Bloaty the Pizza Hog? Which is totally what this article made me think of.

After getting plastered at a friend's house party, I wisely elected to go to bed with the awkward brother of my best friend's boyfriend. I wasn't even sure who the guy was, and kicked him out of bed right after.

This really bums me out— I saw this in college (in 2002) and loved it. I don't really understand why they didn't just include some of the new monologues in the original play. It looks like Eve Ensler added some new monologues for trans women: