WHOA MAN, thanks for your wonderful ahistorical take that fails to take into account party realignment. Fuck off.

RTA

And here’s something I don’t understand: why haven’t you killed yourself?

Draws like a Mayweather-lite? I don’t even follow boxing and I can see how absurd that claim is.

I...I still don’t get why you seem to equate fame with both popularity and success?

Fame doesn’t fill seats at a concert. I’m not paying to watch Paris Hilton warble her pop hits, she’s still mega-famous.

Womp womp, the fun police are here and they’re just as shitty and regressive as the real police.

When was space ever not great?

You’re psychotic and dumb.

I mean, it wasn’t incredibly casual given that he follows it up with a reference to self-flagellating. He had a pretty distinct theme going.

The law is stupid in this case and your post is stupid. Plenty of people smoke weed. The people we should be caring about least smoking weed are football players, who throw themselves into car accidents on a weekly basis 16-20 times a year. The NFL policy can only be described as draconian, unless you are dumb.

Whoa now Captain Dictionary, did you think that they were maybe suggesting a penalty for smoking weed at all was excessively harsh?