Take your damn star!

He could claim his landscaper hadn’t seen the cable, maybe?

(This is not legal advice. There’s a reason I’m in this cube & not a fancy law cube)

That’s an immediate tow from my perspective. And putting a little pebble in the valve stem cap as well.

Dude is an absolute saint, if only because he’s waging a one-man crusade against the Florida Man stereotype.  

mandatory picture:

We’re digging trenches in the dirt now just so we can lower the bar on human intelligence.

I ... I mean what the actual fuck?! 

Heck, I learned “never ever work on a car with ANYTHING hot” with the later added caveat of “unless it is a part you heated up yourself and damn well expect to be hot.” Because sometime you need to take a torch to things. Man, some of the bitching I heard about pit crews....

This is one of everyone’s first lessons.

It reminds me of a Viagra commercial a while back. A guy is driving his muscle car through the desert, overheats, and pulls into a gas station. Meanwhile the narrator is saying how he’s reached the age where he knows how to take matters in his own hands. And then the guy proceeds to open his hood, take the cap off the…

First lesson is jack stands. Second lesson is radiator cap.

The only exception to the rule is when you’re limping a blown headgasket home... I had to do that once, got 70 miles back to my driveway by stopping every 10 miles and VERY F*CKING CAREFULLY using a large towel to “burp” the big gas bubble out of the cooling system so the engine didn’t destroy itself any further. Was…

haha, yeah, i had to jump my wife’s car last week, and i was going over the different parts of the engine with him before we did it and that was probably the first thing i covered with my son. :D

THAT IS SEXY

This surely is peak wagon

Yeah I know shit about cars but figured this out.

First full time job out of high school was at a volvo dealer who worked on all kinds of cars. Second day there, one of the mechanics tried to send me to the parts store for a radiator for a 72 Beetle. I knew better but a guy hired a week later did not, he got pretty flustered calling around and parts stores laughing…

Shhhhhh.....Darwin told us about this

Never had this problem with my Beetle. 

Sorrell is accused of driving next to the couple for more than 20 blocks (seriously, that shit is frightening)