It involves throwing tea into a harbor.

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

I believe this time, it was... Busch-league nonsense.

David Tracy is now going to have dreams about this where whispery voices tell him to build a swampy woods in his back yard so that the rusty car parts will come out of the ground.

This thread pretty much says it all for me (twitter link follows my screenshots):

Don’t!

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand contract lounges for budget carriers. The service is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical economics most of the soft product will go over a typical guest’s head. There’s also the lounge’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the…

Honestly for a corporate chain, it’s not bad given the price.

Why do you put 191,000 miles on a car like a Viper?

OMG LEMME AT THOSE HEADLIGHTS I WANT I WANT

That’s a “Jerri Blank” 36, it would seem.

In the the old Batman versus Superman debate, and it always comes down to Batman needing to have everything work absolutely perfectly. All of his traps, all of his plans, all of his equipment has to operate perfectly with no mistakes to even have a shot at beating Superman. All it takes is one slip-up and Superman can…

Ask, and ye shall be green. Super green.

I don’t know but it’s a great fucking movie.

I said “some kid”, not my kid.

*puts on conspiracy theory hat*

Why, you could almost say that not all isolations are equal.

Yes, you’re right, literally the only option for a team with two top-shelf penetrators and passers on it is to have those two top-shelf penetrators and passers take turns dribbling away the shot-clock so they can crank up contested jumpers.

Bro, you live with a lot of angst.

Stay awhile and listen!