Or you’re at Arby’s

the unpopped popcorn things

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

The last time the Cowboys were good I wrote a piece about how there were like 10284859696 “We Dem Boys” music videos made by local Dallas”rappers” and how they were all terrible. I’m still getting the occasional death threat over it. Never change Cowboys fans.

BRETT FAVRE WOULD PLAY IT TWICE A WEEK FOR FREE HE’S LIKE A KID OUT THERE

And something Randy Moss doesn’t get enough credit for. Like, sure he was tall and fast and could catch anything you threw at him, but he was smart as hell.

14 hours from NYC

3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, big dining room, big kitchen, bonus room/man cave, big back yard, 2 car garage, 14 hours from NYC. $1100 month mortgage.

For sale: Browns jersey, never won.

“Cleveland faces the Bills next Sunday” was the first draft of Hemingway’s famous six-word story.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

The five stages of coping with spree killings:

Fight is the last resort. Note that it’s listed third.

It’s the appropriate protocol. You run if you can. If you can’t run, you hide. If you can’t run or hide, fight.

Sorry, but it’s not a legitimate “Best Of” if it doesn’t include this gem:

Nice catch, blanco niño

I heard part of an interview w/ him on NPR yesterday and it was... weird...

Soccer? I’d barely rank her!