A man came up to me, and we’re seeing this all over the country, a man came up to me and said, “YOU SEE THEO, WHEN I WAS A BOY ME AND MY FIVE JAZZ GRANDPAS USED TO EAT THE JELLO PUDDIN’ POPS.”

Except that quote is a perfect Rorschach test.

Amber Heard had a decent prima facie case of circumstantial evidence supporting her claim that Johnny Depp assaulted her — although some of the evidence was undermined on cross-examination. But Johnny Depp had four hours of Amber Heard bragging about assaulting him, saying she was fighting for her relationship when…

let’s not go sucking each other off just yet.

Hey, is this where all the sucking-off is happening?

You do realize she was genuinely burned, right? Like, the coffee was so hot it actually, genuinely scarred her skin. Look beyond the meme and you'll find that lawsuit was legit.

Legend has it they built this supermax prison on an ancient rapist burial ground!

Damn, you must be a real asshole.

Come now, if we started being mildly suspicious of every man who just happened to be arrested for serious violent sexual assault, while coincidentally awaiting trial on a DIFFERENT allegation of serious violent sexual assault, having unrelatedly been also accused of sexual assault by three OTHER different women, where…

Would something like, I don’t know, getting arrested for sexual assault suffice?

Balanced representation doesn’t mean there are no sexualized characters. It just means that there are an equal number of non-sexualized characters. In the latter category, Overwatch has Brigitte, Mei, Pharah, Ana, Ashe, Sojourn, Moira, Sombra, Orisa and Zarya. Of course, if your definition of “sexualized” is “wears…

The funny part of that is that antifa, as an organization, doesn’t really exist in any meaningful way. Proud Little Boys, Patriot Front, Oath Keepers - all of these groups are entirely populated by weak little bullies, and all bullies are cowards. We really, really need to be punching more of these people in the face.…

“Blanc doesn’t have the appeal of a Poirot or Holmes.”

I’m still a bit baffled as to why people are complaining about the larger number of probably barren worlds. Fallout and Elder Scrolls both always, always, always have minor locations filled with almost nothing good or interesting, this is no different, it’s just on a larger scale.Skyrim had dozens of caves and…

Proud Boys, Oath Keepers and all of these other Nazis are the start of modern right-wing death squads in the good ole’ USA.

Bite your foreign tongue!

No, the “fuck it” mentality is that, if you aren’t one of them, they want you to die of it so they can have their America to go forward with.

This is the most honest, kind, but also just “sick-and-tired” post I’ve read in a long while that didn’t come directly from me. Hi, how are you? I’m sorry everything sucks... I wish we could do more to do better.

Shitty thought process.

“Black Lives Matter is Social Justice Marxism” sounds like it came from “Mad Libs to Make Libs Mad.”