You needed to have lived in LA, dude. She was fucking everywhere.

I just hope it isn’t in 3D, as I need prescription glasses to help with my double vision. 

OH LOOK A BUNCH OF FUCKING MEN IN THE COMMENTS ARE ALL MISSING THE FUCKING POINT AND ACTING LIKE DIPSHITS ABOUT STRIPPERS.

Moron.

Moron.

Ignorant. 

What a dumb shit comment.

I will play this dumb shit dino game when it’s free on psn.

Wow cool bullshit non-story.

You’re a straight white dude, huh.

So can just anyone get a job writing for jalopnik?

You sound like a fucking moron.

The bulk of the comments (and people who comment) here are trash.

Baldwin shouldn’t be named in the suit AT ALL, since it wasn’t his job to prep the firearm. He is not a firearms expert. 

He could only travel within his own lifetime... It’s a key point that gets mentioned at the beginning of every single episode. So no, the OG series did not take place “in the future”.

Except he didn’t, since nothing in Skyrim is procedurally generated. If he didn’t find all the interconnected lore and dungeons, scrolls, tomes, etc etc - then he is bad at video games (and maybe never actually played Skyrim).

Then don’t play this game.

Just eat a shit ton of lead paint then, nerd.

He currently holds office in Florida.

I don’t think it is, sadly...