destron-combatman
Destron Combatman
destron-combatman

Hahahaha yeah this looks like shit. 

*game has been in development for 9 years (it’s still being worked on after release)*

“Hey I wonder if the game I couldn’t play last year works now”

You're an incredibly dumb motherfucker, huh?

This is a dumb take.

You can be tired of, and apathetic toward something like cyberpunk and still voice your indifference for it.

I can’t find it in me to give any shits about this game, jokes or otherwise; anymore.

Neat!

Lol you mean teslas are designed poorly and have major flaws just covered up by more plastic?

It’s literally stronger than factory. Brass doesn’t “warp”... have you... ever used brass automotive fittings before?

This is going to sell horribly.

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF CRYPTO BULLSHIT.

I’m so fucking tired of crypto bullshit.

The kids should have tried to sell the whole box with a “good guy price”, not obviously price gouge him. 

I don’t give a single fuck about “professional gamers” losing their spots on an “esports team”.

yeah buddy.

I’m pretty sure this has more in common with the french card game than it does ubisofts boring vr game.

I dunno about that, but, I like them better than you though.

This has more in common with Les Loups-garous de Thiercelieux than it does Ubisoft’s game, does it not?

YEAH BUT IT’S GOT MOMMY MILANA IN IT!!!