This Luck retirement is basically the end of Good Will Hunting. True fans of Andrew, the person, always hoped he wouldn’t be there someday because he made it out. Godspeed, Andrew.

Unfortunately, research is showing us that Football is detrimental to your health even before you make a single dime. Like, High School early:

Have you guys read “Famous Men Who Never Lived”?  I just finished it and was...unimpressed.  So much potential.

Please don’t post pornography on Jezebel Dot Com, this is a family site. 

I Seamlessed one. I’m not proud but I am satisfied.

They’ve had the sandwich in my area for a few months.

It was perfect. Get the spicy.

Here’s a pro tip for all aspiring GMs out there: Anytime Bill Belichick comes to you with a trade offer, slam down the phone and run screaming the hell away.

Everyone went so crazy over the 5-0 start for Jimmy in SF that they overlooked the pedestrian TD/INT ratio (7-5) and his penchant for taking big hits (he did the same in NE in his second start which is why the Pats had to start Brissett for the last two games of Brady’s suspension).

I get why people like the chicken because of the way it’s cooked under pressure to keep the moisture in, but the fried are just typical waffle fries. There is absolutely nothing special about them. 

No, every time I’ve had one it’s been a soggy chicken patty on a bun. It’s nothing special but people RAVE about it.

You’re not the only one.

Chik-Fil-A chicken and their fries are not good! Am I in crazytown? The fries are almost as bland as In-N-Out. What in the ever loving fuck is wrong with all you people. Chik-Fil-A is maybe number 5 in the top 5 chickens available at fast food.

Chick-fil-a makes mediocre chicken sandwiches. Bojangles is the truth.

Where do you go to eat your gays?

Same. I tried it, it was good.  Not going back though.  I love my gays more than I love fast food fried chicken.  Luckily there are lots of non fast food fried chicken around for me to eat

This makes me happy. I’ve eaten Chick-fil-a once. I wasn’t proud of it, I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about. The sandwich, and especially the fries, were pretty damn good. I’ve been tempted, but unable to return because of CFA’s politics.

I’m fairly sure it was sometime during their Super Bowl season, but I wish someone had made a .gif of Cam running in for a touchdown from the goal line and he runs up to an end zone camera and starts dancing. All the blockers who made that TD possible are patiently standing behind him, a lineman holding the ball out, w…

It makes more sense when you accept they don’t actually give a shit about “unborn babies.” They simply want to punish women for having sex.