incredible that the fucking president picked a fight with a Gold Star family ... a family that lost a goddamned soldier fighting in battle

Yup. Heard this same take today from some utter asshole (remarkably, not one of the hosts) on... TA-DAAAA... WEEI from Boston. “Why would anyone support these people who are so unpatriotic that they criticize our President and dishonor our country?” I wanted to break my self-imposed ban on arguing with nitwits and…

Didn't mean that its remarkable that the USA rules in women's soccer, its remarkable that the president could take a great flag waving patriotic moment and shit all over it. 

Equally incredible is that the “leader” of our country has ONE criterion for his favor: you have to praise him. That’s it. You don’t even have to personally like him, you just have to say you do publicly.

Trust me, I eat less than many guys I know that much smaller than me. Everyone’s body metabolizes food at different rates. My metabolism seems nonexistent at times. I don’t overeat, if I did, I’d weigh 500lbs instead of 250lbs. This doesn’t even factor in those who are overweight due to mental illness. Ever watch My…

Obligatory argument for In-N-Out, which I gather is too regional to be included in this survey.

Also great service, also very high quality food, also a cult favorite, even also Christian.

They’ve managed to not tarnish their brand with toxic political issues, though.

In addition to the food, I particularly like their…

The cajun fillet sandwich from Bojangles is better, and the sides blow away any Chick-Fil-A sides. I know I’m right and I’m willing to fight over it.

I don’t wish physical ill on anyone but you are not wrong.

Save for the occasional Nick Nurse brainfart, or Kyle Lowry embarking on a freelance dribbling odyssey into and out of and around the paint at least once a half, Toronto was the better team throughout the bulk of the Finals.

This is the correct take on the correct take. Toronto beat, quite literally, the best competition the NBA could throw at them in 2019, and they did it on the strength of the kinds of performances that people commission statues to celebrate.

Yup, everything in this article is spot on. Its like everyone forgets how GSW are always up 20 on every other team and just pounding them into the ground. Add in, they are better without KD narrative that lasted a few weeks. Oh and that record without KD. Fuck the injury bullshit excuses. They had that team on the…

Yeah, Drake getting to feel good is the only real downside here. Maybe he’ll tear his achilles celebrating.

I felt like Toronto got better as they went along, too. They really leaned into their defense and used it to open up opportunities both at home and on the road. They were a very good regular season team that kicked it up to great in the playoffs, and they deserved this championship. Good on them, and I’m happy for all…

GS was a championship team without Durant, so losing him can’t be an excuse. Klay was hurt so late in the series that it really can’t be an excuse either. The Raptors flat-out beat the Warriors and earned their trophy.

I’d like to point out that during Obama’s 8 years in office no foreign team won the NBA title. There’s your asterisk: Trump outsourced the NBA championship.

They won every road game they played at the Warriors’ soon-to-be-abandoned dump of an arena.

So you only watched...one quarter of one game of the NBA finals? Who gives a shit what the fuck you think.

This is the Raptor’s first conference title, to say nothing of NBA championship. I get hating dynastic teams, and trying desperately to put an asterisk on their dominance (you know, the same way that as Tom Brady ages and becomes more delicate, fouls against contacting quarterbacks get called more often).

(Handing you his torso doll) “I already did, man.”

A team that benefited from Chris Paul’s injury, Zaza’s step out on Kawhi, and Love and Kyrie’s injuries doesn’t get to devalue the Raptors victory.