I assume you haven’t seen the rest of the video.

Furries usually take off their suits in their apartments. Said suits can get really hot and uncomfortable if worn a long time.

Goomba.

Oh, and here’s another guess:

In Michigan you go to the Secretary of State to deal with licensing.

that is actually pretty brilliant... this could work for when I enter my boat slip.

Springfield, 1998. Seen it. Covered it.

It’s an adhesive. Way too many urethane bumper covers.

My next door neighbor is a born-again Christian with a mission to save me from hell. I have not seen my front porch in months.

Spend Time in Front of Your House to Create Lasting Neighborhood Bonds

Maybe I’ll get a tattoo when I’m 80, then, so as to minimize the amount of decay.

I used to burrito my cat when he needed medication. The problem was he recognized the towel after a while and I had to keep changing it to a different one.

Only thing I bolted were the two bookshelfs

STOP BREEDING, MORONS!

Or, I don’t know, teach your kids that dressers are not ladders.

This photographer is more of a gear head than a photographer. 2 lenses are enough.

Heres what normal/average people do:

As a bay area resident that commutes from Emeryville to San Mateo via motorcycle daily, I can say YES - Bay Area drivers suck. Granted the times of day that I commute have a huge affect on my safety.

“Carbon on the valves.”

I first started carrying a "satchel" when I bought my first—THE first—PDA, an Apple Newton MessagePad and it wouldn't fit in a pocket. It was a great help to be able to keep all my essentials in one place instead of having to remember where I put my keys, or my glasses, or my checkbook or my good Parker pen…a god-send…