Ooh look at you Mr optimist that the world will still be here in 2024.

How Mark Wahlberg got anywhere in life higher than a Masshole who hawks tickets outside Justin Bieber concerts is beyond me...

OK, given that all parties are still receiving an obscene amount of money... Mark Wahlberg, who once lectured a plant on film, gets $68 mil while the highest paid actresses top out at $26mm? I knew it was bad but damn, that’s really bad.

WHAT IS THIS STORY?! WHO IS THIS MAN?!

I saw her!

Get Out meets Rosemary’s Baby, but whiter and with Jennifer Lawrence; redundant? Prove or disprove

Ugh. It’s another new trend to make up fake dress codes. I actually was instructed to wear “Vineyard Dressy” last year. I was perplexed.

Basically she’s the blueprint for Paris Hilton. Who then took what Angelyne did even further and became the blueprint for Kim Kardashian and every Instagram “model” and Youtube “star” you now see.

That child with a baby is only three years older than my sweet, dumb (in an endearing, adolescent way) son. He doesn’t have a full driver’s license yet. He’s hoping to land his first after school job soon. The thought of him procreating three years from now makes me feel light-headed.

I am very happy to have an update on them.

No! You’re not. Are they hair models?

Yet 16-year-olds can drive, putting us all in danger. Makes sense.

Sellout. I only shoplift from local mom & pop stores, or the neighborhood farmer’s market. Keep it in your community!

I definitely hope so because his is easily the best celebrity talk show ever.

How is Gram Norton under £1,000,000?

At least they didn’t give the role to jlaw. Also, I’m excited for this.

I think she does mention it:

Yeah...I sort of hate that this movie is being used as the laundry line that airs these issues. It’s an important point that deserves to be heard, but this is literally the third article I’ve read online about The Big Sick mainly discussing issues with white women/Asian men onscreen. It starts feeling like a…

THANK YOU. As a biracial woman, I am tired of people saying my parents love was invalid. That it was just serving colonialism or serving to oppress black women. If women of color really do not hold men to be the locus of their lives, then do Kumaili and Aziz really need to represent brown women on screen for them? Let…