This woman needs serious psychiatric help. Don’t think jail time is going to be of much use for a woman who inflicts her own disorders on her kids.

Beauty & the Beast was one of my most favorite Disney movies, until I became an adult and realized that the story is creepy as fuck. Oh well. I still want a big yellow ballgown with off-the-shoulder sleeves and a giant library.

Mr. Deb and I have a rule for eating out: If we’re stuck on the menu and it’s down to anything and a taco? Go for the taco. Every time. Any time I’ve broken the rule I’ve ended up disappointed. ALWAYS THE TACO.

“We don’t have any evidence of Brad’s bad behavior beyond that he maybe yelled at one.”

“-- Brad and Angelina will each submit to individual counseling. In addition, Brad, Angelina and the kids will undergo family counseling together.”

That sucks and having been through the same thing elsewhere I’m sure you have no desire to ever go back.

I’ve not eaten at my local Taco Bell since they food poisoned me in July.

Has there always been talk of Brad Pitt having issues with alcohol and drug abuse? This is really the first I am hearing about it. I feel embarrassed for him. I hope it is not something she is over-blowing for custody. There are plenty of parents who drink and smoke and do just fine. But if he does have a real…

Did you skip the actual article? She will be in individual and family counseling as well, but don’t let silly facts stop you from demonizing a woman you don’t know.

This arrangement actually sounds quite logical and fair. What’s going on tonight that most of the Jez posts are pretty much fair and rationale? On another topic, KFC here in Dubai is now serving soft tacos with no boned fried chicken. It’s called the Duetto, which sounds like a lesser opera, but hey, I’m gonna try it.…

I think refusing the drug tests would be a much bigger admission of guilt.

Mandatory counselling for all parties involved in a divorce seems like a very good idea

This reads like an admission of guilt on Brad’s part. I hope for all involved it was a choice more in the area of “give me a g-d Pap smear if you want! I. Didn’t. Do. Anything.”

I hope you got him a matching set of crocs and garden tools!

YOU CAN’T STOP THERE

I give it three days before Star declares that Jenn paid Marion to break them up.

is this gonna be like a ben affleck thing where brad goes and lives in george clooney’s pool house for a few months because

I’m sorry, Stassa, but this article basically amounts to, “Smile, it can’t be that bad.”

I get it, we can already buy Oktoberfest beers and Pumpkin Spice Lattes, but it still feels too early for full on velvet for me, especially since I can’t help but imagine how those velvet dresses feel in the brunt of L.A. afternoon sun.

I bet the writer could pay for her kid’s college tuition by naming them after Mary. Then she could call the kid by her middle name her whole life.