And the decency to just fucking die already.

The only difference between Joe West and Antonin Scalia is Scalia had the good taste never to release a country music CD.

Meanwhile, in the USA:

the funniest part of this entire article is

garbage sport for garbage people. 

I mean, besides being “an asshole” he’s also a credibly and multiply accused rapist. I don’t know why people don’t just say this all the time. It should be like adding an M.D. to a doctor’s name. Ben Roethlisberger, Rape Guy.

I love that he has so much respect for Alejandro Villanueva that he calls him “Mr. Villanova”. 

So much going on with the “North Texas master electrician” steelers wardrobe burning dude. Just a lot to unpack. Looks like an audition tape for “Who is America?” 

I love that fanbases get upset about weed.

They drafted a running back named after the O.J. judge.

Disagree, and I think that take edges closer than you’d like to “well why don’t they march on the sidewalk instead of blocking traffic?”. His inconveniencing everyone was a feature of his protest, not a bug. If he doesn’t sign the contract or withdraws before the fight, the promoter just finds another tomato can, we…

He stood up for himself against a corrupt system. He’s got mine

Then they can do a hilarious episode where Bialick’s character refuses to get her husband vaccinated!

It’s worked before!

Good for him. At 45, Jim Parsons is literally too old for this shit.

The only person who likes his acting is Gilbert Gotfried because it makes him look normal.

I wonder if there’s an opening in “The Connors” for him to bring back his old “Roseanne” character. He could always work on his eye-brow straining “acting” there.

No more of Johnny Galecki’s pain, eye-brow straining “acting”

Ah, so that’s who we should address our thank you letters to then.