STAY OFF MY WEBSITES ALAN!!!

Seriously? He rapes a 15 year old, and your heart goes out to him? There are cases where criminal charges against 16 year olds are appropriate, and this has to be one of them.

Multiplayer mode it is, then.

The day companies get penalized for anything...is the day we have democracy back...

....as explicitly mentioned in the article.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

He’s not reporter, he’s a blogger.

No, I demand the nipple, where else am I going to chain lightning from?

You just get one floating breast...with tentacles...and an eye instead of the nipple.
Shit, it’s just a Beholder. You get to be a beholder.

I think all of them

“who would be stupid enough to sign a contract basically blocking you from working for so many years.”

Hold on, dumbass. You equate the word “thug” as a stand in for the n-word, so you get butthurt that these people are called thugs. But...none of these guys look black to me. They look like thugs. Go back to your safe space. I’m sure this paragraph was a trigger for you, and for that, I apologize.

Parody puts it under fair usage, which I think this technically counts for. Like how a lot of AMVs get away with big publisher music usage.

Retirement living for the generation that will never be able to retire!

Is this Anthony Anderson?!

I think companies really need to get out of the habit on firing people because the internet demands a sacrifice. It only encourages people to continue using toxic behaviors to push their agendas.

“but nobody came” the newest album by indie hipster band Eunuch Swinger Club

I met Bruce at a hotel downroute during his Astreus years - I think it was somewhere in the Canaries but it was a long time and a crate full of alcohol ago so I wouldn’t bet my life on it - and he’s awesome.

Why aren’t humans smart enough to see the benefits and nutrients packed into that used tampon?