I loved the mood and setting, but the bugged fight sucked so bad. Running back into the room around the corner made it way too easy.

Sorry my friend, but millions have been spent on advancing prototypes beyond the kit kludge stage you’ve described. You’re right that early prototypes are often off the shelf components, but once one gets traction, it may go through numerous fab’ed production runs to finalize the design, increase performance, etc.

And we thank you very much for supporting our Going Commando movement.

Simply submit a selfie, and we’ll waive the membership fees!

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My Intellivision II came with 2 controllers and was $150, so yes, you could.

Yes, yes. That’s fine and all that, but can you get high on the Sharpie Pen?

Yes, yes. That’s fine and all that, but can you get high on the Sharpie Pen?

Pentel Finito! are by far my favorites to write with. Any time I touch a roller ball, my handwriting goes to total shit.

Pentel Finito! are by far my favorites to write with. Any time I touch a roller ball, my handwriting goes to total…

Seeing all this Goodnight Mommy coverage just makes me want to play Sanitarium all over again.

Wouldn’t that be a turbo?

Welp, there went my Kickstarter....

I had Cooties once, not sure how to tell if they’re gay or not.

Can someone please just muzzle Kathy Griffin? She’s not Joan Rivers, and she never will be.

I will never, ever forget the time I was checking out at Caesar’s in AC and the guy in front of me was grinding his hips into the counter, wearing silk pajama bottoms, as he scream about how he never ordered any porn.

If heaven is filled with all these “Good religious folk”, I have no interest in ending up there.

Kinda hard to give a shit when you’re making revenue on a game you didn’t develop.

En bloc. An example would be the German Gewehr 88, used used en blocs until 1905 and then was converted to stripper.

You can’t tell the difference between a clip and a magazine, while claiming to be firearms proficient. If you want to call me a Grammar Nazi, that’s fine, but “self important” is pretty much the last thing I am. I just happen to know I’m right in this instance.

So, you’re implying being a shooter has put you in contact with more people that being a gun dealer?

Having sold firearms for almost 15 years, I can clearly see you’re just making shit up as you go along.