She was so damned hot in Secretary.

You guys just love talking out of your ass, don’t you?

That would require the guy have a functioning brain...

Can the staff over at TMZ really be called “reporters”?

I need to see this movie. I haven’t really been a fan of hers until The Heat, but I’d love to see her do something serious or dramatic.

I feel you. I’ve have baristas put it down as “Jayson”, then get furious when I don’t respond to “Jay”.

Annoying little shit, aren’t you?

Thank you for your deep, insightful comment. I’ve learned a lot tonight and will need to think on this for quite some time.

In line at the Newport Music Hall in Columbus, OH, some douche was trying to “don’t you know who I am?” at the door, and eventually got shoved by someone, into me.

As I’ve almost always been my own boss, no, I haven’t left many positions I cared about, that’s a fair statement. You’re still making assumptions about what I do and don’t understand. So kudos to you Mr. Psychic.

Yes, because “In the short-term—don’t let this bullshit affect you.” screams professionalism...

And you base this on what?

If I’m friendly with someone, I’ll send them a personal email.

This kind of shit just oozes ego.

My post is 100% true. At the time we wrote the divorce decree, we were joking and having a good old time. Her new husband hates me because she continued to sleep with me after they got married.

I have read the entire EULA, and no where does it mention being able to circumvent ownership laws and disabling my hardware.

My ex-wife (the second one) made amazing chicken and dumplings, and I actually managed to get it put in the divorce decree that she had to make them for me one more time.

“I would like your penis in or around my mouth region” is a favorite.

Permanent, temporarily, either way it’s fucking illegal to disable a piece of hardware you bought and paid for in full.

I keep telling people to read those damned licensing agreements when they sign up for shit like this...just more proof you don’t really “own” the systems you buy anymore, you’re just licensing it.