That poor fella is missing out on some great games if he thinks Kojima was the only reason to buy their titles.

And they call GTA a murder simulator...

Cassie sticking the bubble gum into the bullet wound got me tittering, but the subsequent bubble from the wound pushed me over the edge into a fit of giggles.

The advent of three way calling made for some fantastic prank calls.

Kudos for the "Infernal Machine" reference.

This treads a dangerously fine line. The music is fantastic, but the sound effects and a good deal of the art seem wholesale lifted, with obvious fantastic animation improvements.

Once you burn through the story, Highmaul, and Blackrock Foundry, it's nothing but a bunch of gated content, selfies, and twitter bullshit.

Honestly, this is some of the lighter fare out there.

A friend of mine in RI told me the owner of her club took about 40%, I nearly fell off the couch right there.

It should not have been required, but a glitch forced its usage.

One of the bigger mistakes Nintendo made with the N64/was the expansion pack.

New Vegas is one of my favorites, easily over 1000 hours logged on that one, but boy didnyou know you were in for a ride when Doc's head started spinning around right at the very beginning.

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The irony of him talking about zero class...

I still play Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory more than any other game.

ROTT (Rise of the Triad) carried me through so many summer nights.

No one is owed oral sex, "conventional" sex, or any other kind of sexual act unless agreed upon as an exchange of some kind.

When she comes down with lactose intolerant eyes and tummy glaucoma you won't be laughing...