I am more than fine with wearing a condom, and in fact almost always insist on it. (I think my count is so high I could get a tree pregnant.)

I believe it's because people refuse to forgive him for being Adam Sandler's friend, all those cameos, and how unbelievable racist or stereotypical almost every one of those characters are.

Whoa whoa whoa!

"I really hope this doesn't leave a scar..."

I really want to hear the story behind those scratches on his neck. Something tells me there's another victim somewhere in all this.

In a perfect world, FUCK YES.

Beer?

That's the problem, it's an immutable, fact that they are...

Shots fired!

No, no! Not at all. Please don't get me wrong. I mean it when I say the staff are always friendly. The cooks will lean over and smile, the counter folk are all efficient, and it's generally a fine experience.

For a deep burn, everyone knows mayo is pure heaven.

Manassas has a Charcoal Chicken Kabobs and a Charcoal Chicken.

Manassas has a Charcoal Chicken Kabobs and a Charcoal Chicken.

Did you see the mullet?

Everyone I know adores that movie.

Even free games get fullscreen right.

I've had 4 bank accounts in the last ten years (2 personal, 2 business), and I don't even bother ordering checks.

Being my own boss and providing local and remote support, I always open with "And what steps have you already tried?"

Personally, I like the added touch that if you fell into "Eats at Olive Garden", you have no chance of not being an asshole.

Those caterpillars on her forehead look angry.