I just got a horrible image of Jon, 5 years down the road, when his crazy spending gets out of control and his show is no longer on the air. I can TOTALLY see him doing some stunt porn with a terrible title like John plus 8 naughty girls.

Yep, Heidi. I find that when I can't lose weight, it's because I've been sit[ting] on the couch with my feet up and eat[ing] one potato chip bag after the next and one burger after the other. As soon as I stop that, the weight just melts away.

@greengrey: I'm trying to think of the last profile I read of a man who wasn't an athlete that listed his weight.

@IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Which was, in my opinion, one of last year's greatest WTF moments.

And VF, it is relevant that she weighs 100 pounds because???

Oh Seth Cohen. Vanessa is no Summer.

I'm not up in arms re the princess issue. I was a princess for Halloween EVERY year from 4 to 10, and somehow grew up to be a feminazi corporate attorney.

Oh Detective Mike Logan, I love you so, but I get the feeling you've earned your share of ire from women.

@Evie Havok: While everyone has problems, some are just sillier than others. Like being too pretty or too rich.

Troubled Actress Walks Invisible Dog.

He can watch you in your sleep ? Oh JLoHew, I defend you and I defend you, but then you keep opening your mouth.

@MizJenkins: Also known as "The Oral History of Karrine S——-".

These sound SO much more interesting than my own whore memoirs, which are usually drunken, hard-to-follow, slightly passive agressive FB status updates posted between 2 and 4 a.m.

Based on the promo pic, these women are ANYTHING but average. They are, to a one, conventionally gorgeous. What makes these beautiful women "average" or "normal" (or pathetic) is their weight? For lack of a better word, that's dumb.

@swashbuckling: And quite the awesome reciprocal comparison it was :)!

@bluebears: My favorite is this bit: I can't imagine a better investment in the future of our country.

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: oh SNAP!

Am I the only one who, as a kid, thought prima donna was really "pre-Madonna" and referred to women who were around before Lucky Star came out? Anyone?

@tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: This comment made my life.

I wish learning Bollywood style dancing would make me a better lawyer. Looks like the awesomest.