Little gigolo in the back looks like he's making a move to grab some Jamie Lee badunck.

I know (of) Kim Kardashian, and you, miss, are no Kim Kardashian.

@hortense: And if something is dirty, maybe we shouldn't HAVE to clean it. Maybe it's happy being dirty and we should just, like, respect that.

Oh Evan, I bet David is "good" alright. That's what got him into trouble in the first place. Zing!

It's so weird how toilet paper isn't really paper. It's just like, soft. It's like Jordan's hair. I could spend all night just, like, touching it.

This is Gereian levels of embarrassing for the poor guy. He just wondered what it would feel like to put a fish up in his business. Like most teenage boys, he stopped thinking once he came up with an idea. He didn't think about how IN THE HELL he was gonna get the little bugger out.

@shewar: The many, many, many children!

@brendastarlet: Months? More like for the rest of eternity.

@bria: Sure, that's one thing we can do.

@aubonpam: I know! It can also be handy on phone calls with the politically savv(ier than I) boyfriend. "The Keating Five you say? Yes well that corruption crossed party lines..."

Now that I've actually read the post in its entirety, here's my go at it:

@hfree: I have tried and tried to explain its awesomeness to my boyfriend, but he's having a hard time getting it. I think I will have to Netflix it and we will watch it (repeatedly if necessary) until he understands.

@SisterMaryMartha: She's REAL! What you get is what you see. (That is, if she feels like showing up.)

@boxingoctopus: Really? I've actually been waiting for JLo to come onto Jezebel and apologize to me personally. I imagine her avatar will involve huge sunglasses, a bedazzled bandana, and a Bentley.

I have never had a problem with leggings. I just did not foresee that their popularity would result in people wearing outfits that are only acceptable for gymnastics or a dance recital out in public.

@LitiGrrl30: The one and only time I have loved her.

@ObtuseIntolerant: I think he's awful cute and would never in life mock someone for being gay...I've just always thought that it would be awesome if teen idols could be open about their sexuality. Would probably help kids like the Britney enthusiast I babysit realize they are also "where it's at" and don't need to…

@Archetype: Some of the current "reality" porn is dangerously close to it. Say what you will about Jenna Jameson and her ilk, but it was always clear during her most prominent period that female Porn Stars had a good amount of power. (See: JJ and others only working in girl-girl/solo scenes or handpicking male…

@SisterMaryMartha: Much like Chace Crawford "dated" CarrieUndercountrystar girl, when we know his heart belongs to Chuck Bass.

@SisterMaryMartha: Reminds me of a Catholic school little boy I used to babysit whose favorite color was pink and who knew the "Oops I Did It Again" dance by heart. He was the bee's knees, but I remember thinking that this kid was in for a (Catholic school) world of hurt.