I am also a tentative fan. It's looking to be in excellent form, despite just making its debut. I'll keep playing with it, but for now, thanks for the notifications and screenshot tour post lh~

@emdy: Me too! I also tell people I'm 5'3" (which is true...if you take away three inches), and if they're tall, they usually believe me. Kids also love me, but rarely believe I'm an adult.

The grass is always greener. Sometimes I would kill to be able to reach the top shelf at the grocery store. Or buy pants that didn't need to be hemmed. Or find someone in a crowd, rather than being eye-level with chests and stomachs...

I have to say, I HATE being a lawyer, but at least it pays. Thank God I wasn't born genetically-blessed.

@MrPipeline: I'm less shocked than FASCINATED. Do you have two (or a divided) vaginas? (Yeah, I googled...)

@bananaballs: For sure. When he pointed that out, I gave up the ghost and now happily fart away, just as nature intended.

@bananaballs: I was shy for the first year, and I'm a HUGE farter. I feel like they just all came out when we were apart—which meant at work, I was just constantly farting and hoping no one would come into my office.

@salmon.villa: I sort of agree. Although in SM's defense, I think it was more of a "same parts, no embarrassment" statement, however misguided.

@Slut Machine: Really? A band-aid? Your Aunt Flo is a lot smaller than mine.

No one needs to see that—boyfriend, best friend, sister, or mother. I'm all for being open and have become quite the farter in front of my boyfriend, but that's about enough for me.

@Archetype: Like my love for Kim Kardashian? Def understand.

@Sunbunny: I just like it for the valium (and the martinis). If I had to be a '50s suburban housewife, I think I'd have to earn how to cook and clean, which would of course make the valium necessary.

@Archetype: Me too. It's my shameful secret.

@Macloserboy: TOTALLY. Which is why I resent her more streamlined body being shoved down our throats as "healthy." Maybe she is healthy, but all we know she is for sure is super thin (as opposed to the curvy thin she used to be).

Congrats Sadie!

@LaFemme: You hit the nail on the head, my dear :).

@funnyface: Of course not! There are tons of them (some of whom I'm related to), and Kate probably is.

@Triphena: This is not directed at you, but "delicate build" defenses always make me a little batty. It's like when people defend the emaciated Olsens or N. Richie with "well they're so short."

@iomegaman5: you HAVE to be kidding with that isht.

@PilgrimSoul: I smell what you're cookin. I've had super long dry spells with the boy (while everything else in the relationship is the bee's knnes), and maybe it's because I love SM and read a lot of her posts, but I sometimes feel like there must be something wrong with me because I'm not suicidal about no sex.