Looks like John made a date for a secret rendezvous with homeboy in the Virgin Mary shirt behind him. Maybe the scratching is for "Meet me at the Holiday Inn at 12:30"?

@heykoukla: Hm, I'll go with the irony. Good call...

Why Naveen must you continuously remind me that you are just not the hot long-haired quiet deeply sensual man who gave Juliette Binoche her groove back in The English Patient? Why?!?!?

@BAngieB: Um, that "long ass irrelevant comment" was explaining why I respond a certian way to seeing young girls with older men. I have NO idea why you're offending. Unless you somehow COMPLETELY mistakenly take it as some homophobic pedophilia remark? If so you could not be more off base. And I guess I should be the…

@BowlingForDollars: I was answering a question. I in no way wanted to make you DONE. Sorry about that.

@little stripes: I don't want to bring this up on this thread...but I have a relative (a super precocious seductive type) who was involved in a "relationship" with a 40-year-old when she was 13. While I fully understand that is hardly the case if a girl is 19 and her boyfriend is 30, it messed with my 14-year-old head…

Sunglasses, dress, BAG. Homegirl is put together in that effortlessly glam, casually chic way that is in no way effortless or casual. It is a style I aspire to when I no longer work in an office and spend my life lunching, shopping, and traveling. What? It COULD happen.

@little stripes: I for one don't get weird when there is an age difference between consenting adults. I do get a wee creeped out when the age difference is 10 years and one of those consenting adults is an age ending in -teen. Actually, creeped out is too strong. And to be honest, I'm a WHOLE lot more likely to look…

T.R. creeps me out with this one. And I feel like if it were, I don't know, Ryan Phillipe and some 19 year old college girl, it would be a lot less cute.

I don't want no more drama, Mary. So just take off those gladiator monstrosities and I won't have to say anything ugly.

That's the cutest outfit I've seen homegirl wear in a minute. And not just because she looks like a white (extra lean) version of me in it.

Hmm, sounds good, especially Amarok and the Konqueror web browser...

Err...I haven't really thought about any of the options on that list yet, but how about un-clipping?

@Mysterius: Right here - [lifehacker.com] It's actually on the main page at the moment, right at the top.

@PatsFan: Yay!

@myrtlebeachbum: Now being pissed over FISA is something I can get behind...

@ronaldpagan: I think you make a good point, and point out why he walks such a tight rope every time he opens his mouth.