Not so insane. When I moved in with my mother, we had zero rules. If she was around when we left the house, she'd shout "Be kind, be safe, and don't get arrested!"

This surprises me! Both where I'm from (small town, deep south) and where I live now (bright lights, big city) the trends are the exact opposite. Conservatives/neoliberals - my roommate calls them "pearl girls" - have to have straight, basic hair or they don't function.

Ditto w/Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, The Interview, 1,429 various John Oliver/Jon Stewart/John Buzzfeed videos, Wolf of Wall Street, Mad Men, Girls, Gravity, FroYo, The Lumineers, Lean In, Random Access Memories, Groupon, Uber, orange wine... It isn't to say they aren't good, but the more hype I have to live…

Kickstart that shit. I will support this with dollars... and maybe sandwiches for the staff.

I'm borderline angry at how gorgeous everyone's skin is PRE-makeover. Kindly get each one of these bombshells to share their secrets because... ugh! I'm 28 years old and still haven't figured this very basic thing out!

*Looks at illustration.*

You mean - Am I more turned on by a tailored suit and/or nakedness than I am full body armor designed to wow elementary school children wandering the toy department?

This is the very first time in my life that I have seen a rendering of a dick and responded with a verbal "Eew." A Jimmy Fallon worthy "Eew." Your eleven year old niece approved "Eew." It was such a primal, impulsive, and loud "Eew," that I thought I should probably congratulate the illustrator. Congrats! You made a…

The crucial question to follow should have been "Do you know anyone who has read Jennifer Weiner's books and given you a thoughtful analysis?" Because (Do I even need to point this out?) he's basically saying that the Literary Darling Machine, which refuses to accept books printed with pastel colors on the cover, has…