You know what, it’s quite plausible that she’s devastated at the thought of not having her dad in her life

“...there’s a loophole for those arrested for incest involving someone under 12 years old.”
*record scratch* Say what now?

As the locals would say, he robbed them blind.

Our hair often means something. It means something because we have adapted to the insistence by white people that it mean something

I have no idea how to handle that so really no advice to give but just want to send hugs because yeah that would be very very upsetting to see your parents do :(

How terribly sad to not have *anyone* miss you. Not a friend or sibling or co-worker. Not even your own mother who thought you moved out and then didn’t worry that you never ever called.

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

Is the ESPN fantasy app still down for anyone else?

I could not love this girl more. She slays me.

Thank you.

I have small quibbles with these rankings, but they are basically correct. The main error most Pop Tart eaters make is not recognizing that, generally, non-frosted Pop Tarts are far superior to frosted Pop Tarts. All frosted Pop Tarts taste like basically the same thing—pure sugar—which is an okay thing, but something…

For some reason I expected a love triangle to be part of the story and now I'm disappointed. This is like freshmen year roommate level of intrigue.

This makes me sound like a cranky old person, but I have never gotten over the shittiness of Snapchat’s UI. It should be intuitive, but it’s not.

The right-wing ragegasm for Hilary is something I never really understood. They were rabid from the very start and it’s just gotten more unhinged since. And even 25yrs ago it was ludicrous.

No. It was Ralph Nader supporters and their “There is no difference between Bush and Gore!!” whining that pushed the election to Bush.

It’s freaking me out that Al Gore, in that video, was younger than I am now. I’ve done nothing with my life.

If she starts a band, I have a good percussionist in mind. . .

Really bad time for a tangent. A black man was just murdered by the police.

There’s no way he succinctly communicated an idea in a single paragraph.