Too many crazy people there. Might as well head to South Park.

Existential Crisis Alert!

/highfive Noah. Hopefully you wouldn't have to deal with any Nazis.

Give me that taffy butt! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaaah!

"Truth or dare!"
"Dare."
"Suck Jeremy's dick!"
"Okay, that's it for the truth or dare."
We'd already seen that joke in the previews, but learning that that was the entirety of the game made it so much funnier.

He's great. I cracked up when he was talking about blowing himself at camp, and then he noticed everyone was disgusted and he got all defensive because he thought the issue was that he'd done it alongside another boy. Hilariously dumb. Shitting in the shoe was a fridge too far, though. That's just gross.

Pretty rude thing to say. Why not "to save it from the Ron Silvers of the world"? Gilliam isn't the one slinging shit at you, Zack.

I can't even look at my own bajingo.

His shirt was pretty fucked up, though, iirc.

No love for the bullet train going through a tunnel with a helicopter tethered to it? That was pretty intense at the time, although I guess that was more generic action fare while the vault thing was much more original and suspenseful.

I think I've heard the name before but never really knew what they were.

So I just learned that Ellen Burstyn and Ellen Barkin are two different people.

I mostly agree with those MI2 thoughts. Never really realized that I have a bit of fondness for that movie, until I tried to think back on MI4 and remembered almost nothing about it aside from the Burj and the sandstorm, whereas I remember a surprisingly large amount about MI2's characters and story and plot twists.…

Secret pension plan
Secret pension plan
He doesn't like those numbers
So he's givin' away your names!

Both of them are in Arnold's newest, Sabotage, but it looks like Worthington sadly has a much more prominent role, with his feeblest attempt yet to hide his accent (judging from the Yahoo UK trailer). Meanwhile I'm fairly confident that Holloway's character will again be killed off early. Argh.

Thank you! I was so bummed when they killed him off. Maybe that's where the film lost me.

While reading this, I realized how little of an impression Ghost Protocol made on me. I remember the awesome Burj scene, of course, and the subsequent sandstorm car chase, and the main cast (not their actual characters); but I have absolutely no memory of the villain, or the plot, or really any other part of the movie…

The Pete/Jill plot and the Derrick/Randy plot were both too tropey for me to really get into them, but Cody's plot was so much fun that it saved the episode, and then some. This show does great, great things with Keith David. And of course Parker Young is gold even when he is stuck in a weak b-plot.

Then why say it?

That girl was fucking non-stop hilarious.