Mark Millar is an awful, ugly writer. His success irritates me to no end.

That’s enough for me, folks.  Have a great weekend. 

A classic. A great tracking shot too.

Yep, and sometimes it just.... happens.  My mom had a coworker who dropped dead at 24 mid sentence from a stroke.  No underlying cause.. shits scary.  

Let us know what price you end up paying for being an asshole.

Well, stroke risk depends on a number of factors, not just age. High blood pressure, diabetes, family history, angering Old Gods, and just bad luck can all lead to stroke. Take care of yourselves.  

Oh great, back to being depressed for a few more days.

I mean if you’re gonna examine your mortality, clearly a Jay and Silent Bob sequel is the preferred vehicle to use

There is zero chance that 9 separate instances from people who probably don’t know each other (including his ex wife, who is far bigger than he is and has no need for this other than telling the truth) are all lies. So I’m not sure what the answer is, but it really sucks to find out he isn’t just an immature genius/ass…

His only real mainstream hit was “New York, New York.” “Come Pick Me Up” is arguably his best song.

The only reason I know the name Ryan Adams is because he made Mandy Moore cry and so he’s on the list.

Naw. I was a pretty big fan in my early 20's until I realized he was just re-writing the same 5 songs over and over. But I don’t need an FBI investigation to believe women.

I prefer good takes to hot takes. Ghostbusters II is awful, and 2016 Busters is forgettable, but the original is a stone cold comedy classic.

Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.

Yeah, especially as they’ve confirmed that drugs and alcohol (and speeding) wasn’t involved. You can do everything you’re supposed to as a driver and still not be prepared for a pedestrian to appear in front of you on the highway.

Not to change the subject, but I’d like to point out that everyone and especially the writers on this site blasted Boeheim for saying Tyler Ennis “wasn’t ready for the NBA” after he declared for the draft. 4 years later, could anyone enlighten me as to how his NBA career is going?

I predict good things for this awful, awful comment. Well done.

It was a solid retraction too.

Here’s a cold take: go fuck yourself.

To me, Documentary Now! is all about Hader and Armisen. I will stick with the show without them, but if they’re not coming back, it’s a damn shame.