“They don’t do colleges because their fees are too high for colleges to afford.”

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”

Not only does cutting out booze dramatically reduce your caloric intake, you suddenly have to find something to do to distract yourself. Pumping iron seems healthier than commenting on the internet...

I’m with you C-D. I take issue with Barsanti cause he frames his opinion’s as news. If they we’re editorials that would be different. I could decide whether I agree or disagree but calling it news implies it’s fact and that bothers me.

Barsanti’s sort of like a Bizarro version of Sean O’Neal: He has no idea how sarcasm works, so he lays it on so thick and obnoxiously that you wish he’d stop and just write a straightforward news story.

Oh, another outrage piece in which Barsanti rants about C.K. daring to appear in public without Barsanti allowing it (“paid his penance”).
For your next piece a helpful hint: You know who started out in cellars (not the comedy ones but the ones with beer)? Yes, exactly, Hitler! Nothing good can come out of it -…

Every AV Club news article these days has the tone of a humorless person attempting sarcasm. 

You know for someone who’s apparently a fan of SFDebris’ Opinionated Reviews you really have a hard time telling the difference between your own opinions and fact. You not liking TLJ is your opinion, just because you like or don't like something doesn't mean everyone else has to or they're wrong.

Yes! I was thinking that this IS pretty good, but does not sound like “Smashing Pumpkins” at all. But if I imagine Interpol playing this, with a lot more low end in the mix, it could be fantastic.

Fuck out then

Actually, no. Go THE FUCK away then.

splishsplash

Go away then.

I’m sure Norm is super psyched that he finally got permission from the AV Club to continue to exist.

Dang. To each their own, but dang. Tim Blake Nelson is great.

...familar faces that include a few people you’ve heard of AND STEPHEN ROOT, MOTHERFUCKERS!  You can’t have a Coens western without Mr. James!

All that anyone can do to make up for bad behavior is to apologize and change their behavior. Affleck’s done the first part and I hope he does the second because I think he’s a really talented actor.

Bautista seems like a class act. You have to admire the dedication to supporting Gunn.

I’m always slightly suspicious of any man who tries to demonstrate his woke credentials by relentlessly attacking another man for being a scumbag. Those guys almost always turn out to be pretty skeevy themselves.

Yeah, great. A bunch of “other people” with “names attached” (you didn’t attach a single one to your post) dog-piled, meanwhile TWO other women he dated (here, watch this: actual names), Andrea Savage (who dated him from 2002-2003) and his former financee (Jacinda Barrett) supported him.