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Says the guy who helped bring Tintin to screen. Or does Tintin not qualify as a comic book?

I snagged this off a post on io9 (I think). It’s being shared on twitter and I should’ve gotten the name for attribution, but I didn’t. My bad.

The fans ruined Star Wars

You bastard.

tbf I thought the acting was one of the film’s stronger points. I was worried about him too but he didn’t bother me during the watch.

I see a lot more opposition to these new movies from EU die-hards than from the still very real misogynist creep contingent, and I can’t help but think that an entire subset of nerds weren’t helped by consuming twenty years of middling fiction of which it’s most basic underlying principle is nothing can really

Agreed, Solo at Christmas would have done much better. I hope they learn and just have a yearly Christmas Star Wars movie, but I worry.

Disney has high hopes for Porkins: A Star Wars Story.

First scene in the new Darlene & Aunt Becky show: they are pissing on Roseanne’s grave, because for some insane reason her will required them to do that

Careful - someone’s liable to tell you you’re not a “true” Star Wars fan because you’re not viscerally angry that it wasn’t the movie you had in your head.

I didn’t see her killing Vos as doing it for Maul, but more that she just wanted to move up the ladder in the organization. They had been hinting the entire movie that she had done some very regrettable things, too much to come back from, so I saw it as her just diving in deeper since she couldn’t run away from her

Rebels was a good show with mostly bad episodes.

Chopper from Rebels was in Rogue One already, so this is at least the second ;)

What the fuck did Darth Maul even do? Twirl a glowstick and do somersaults?

Which is good. More Star Wars characters need to come from simple roots. We don’t need all these stupid legacys and blood lines

Wait, did you mean 8? Because God no, and it’s not better than 7 either.

The Podrace sucks. It’s a over long, nearly shot by shot remake of the Ben-Hur chariot scene. The whole Tatooine part of the movie grinds it to a halt.

His defining trait was the same as Boba Fett’s, he looked cool.

Note to self: When cutting Sith Lords in half with a lightsaber, always cut top to bottom, not side to side.