This assumes the original batter was cake and not, for example, shit. Adding tuna to a shit batter is probably not going to make it better, but that’s hardly the tuna’s fault.

If anything, the blame should go to the WB execs who entrusted Snyder to make a Superman movie, then rushed into the whole cinematic universe thing while still keeping him onboard despite mixed word-of-mouth, and threw so much time and money into the JL movie that it was too late to fix all of Snyder’s mistakes before…

“Millions of people have died for German identity. If you think they deserve respect, you must protect their country.”

It’s rare that one man can manage to hold a 17 year old PETA volunteer’s views on animal rights AND an 85 year old racist grandfather’s views of multiculturalism at the same time. He has also reached that far more common right wing sweet spot of dismissing actual sexual assaults in the news while pretending that…

Unless he hates DT for stealing his shtick

I would just like to point out that the title of his book has the word “power” in it three different times, which is pretty much the blatant admission of impotence one can make without actually saying it.

I’ve decided I’m not going to read any future articles about Gene Simmons unless the headline contains the words “beaten”, “bloodied” or “found dead”.

Of course he’s wealthy and powerful! A poor man could never afford a wig of fine steel wool!

You know you’ve reached Douchebag Nirvana when you finally manage to get banned from Fox News for being too offensive towards women.

I don’t know why, but I want Wanda Sykes to be in this film in some capacity - i feel she would react with an appropriate level of ‘what the hell’ to the central character’s abilities.

The sooner they establish multiple man in the x-men movie universe, the sooner they’ll be able to kill him off at the beginning of a shitty crossover to let us know there are stakes!

“Can you love someone who did bad things?”

This should have been a two-word article that reads “don’t bother”.

Well, of course this was gonna be a piece of shit. Zack fucking Snyder directed it. He’s a goddamn cancer to the DC Universe, and basically the movie industry as a whole.

Nothing in the DCEU has remotely the heart and soul and exuberant pulpy joy of Kirby’s Fourth World.

Unless someone is attacking Snyder directly, I don’t see why anyone should go easy on the film itself.

For what it’s worth Ragnarok and Justice League both heavily rely on Kirby creations but if you compare both Ragnarok was the only one of the two that used the visual design of Jack Kirby to make their film visually appealing.

Oh good Lord. Thor: Ragnarok made the DEADLY sin of daring to take a cartoon Viking god less seriously when inhabited by an actor who actually is OK at self-deprecating comedy.

The movie treated Thor like the epic metal album cover he is: ridiculous and grandiose, but self-aware enough to enjoy that instead of taking…

These movies aren’t underappreciated; your taste just stinks.

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that the visual clarity, bright colors, and coherent action sequences in Marvel movies were a high-gloss, superficial house style I’m supposed to be mad at. Every DC movie except Wonder Woman (and also the last 20 minutes of WW) looks like mud. I hate them visually to a degree I’m not…