There’s no way that Knowles isn’t a sock and sandals man.

Fuck, dude, if you can’t grow a mustache, don’t grow a beard. Doubly so if you are a ginger.

Good lord. Most 10 year olds can write less juvenilely than that.

We are Earth 2. This is the universe where everything is kinda crappy and twisted.

I think he just sticks his feet out and waits for a young lady to brush against them so they fall off.

The clincher in this story is how Harry just “giggled” when she confronted him. Yep, that checks out based on his usual 12-year-old-boy demeanor.

The joke is that he is so obese that he cannot stand

Was not expecting *that*. Ugh. I need a long, hot shower to wash off all the slime.

Plus the gall of all of the assholes who say bending a knee disgraces fallen soldiers. Meanwhile they voted in an ignorant moron who got soldiers killed when he hastily greenlit the first mission under his command simply because he was told that Obama would not have done it. Creepy, dangerous liar.

I remember he hated Toy Story 3 because he didn’t understand why someone would give their toys away just because they were going to college.

Trump has done many shitty things, but getting me to agree with Roger Goodell on something is far and away the very worst thing Trump has ever done.

A micropenis.

I’m cautiously optimistic. Watchmen is far better suited to a TV series format; you can’t possibly fit all in the space of an average movie. Mind you, the Snyder adaptation had other problems: most of them can be filed under “The Book, Missing the Point of”.

“tone of her ass are irrelevant...”

Our reaction to 9/11 ensured our doom. We can’t afford to stay in the Middle East, and every day longer we stay, we make it worse for when we’re inevitably forced to leave.

Generation Kill?

Have you ever been subjected to a Friends rerun in a hospital waiting room? The laugh track rings mockingly hollow, the characters all seem like petty idiots; it’s all just so annoyingly fake. And as Americans sat somberly in collective triage, trying to figure out what order it should deal with its grief, fear, and…

Me only skimmed this, because me not want to know too much about new series going in, but me very excited about this! Between this, Mad Men, and Handmaid, is there actress alive with better body of work on small screen than Moss?

They gave Scott Buck a second TV show to run!? Did not see what he did to Iron Fist? Or, did they just not care!? Dear God! I hope this failure gets his ass fired, and Marvel wises up and finds someone who can fix Iron Fist. As for Inhumans, just have them show up in the next Guardians movie with different actors…

I feel like I need to be that guy who sticks up for the Inhumans. By this point we’ve seen Marvel spin Ant-Man, Doctor Strange and the Guardians of the Galaxy into gold, so the idea that the Inhumans are a bridge too far seems silly to me. You only need to read the Jenkins/Lee miniseries to see that the Inhuman Royal…