I had a conversation about immigration the other day and was asked what the difference between immigration and asylum were. I explained how asylum required surrendering yourself at a port of entry and demonstrating an imminent threat in your home country that the government there could not help you escape.
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So what’s for dinner tonight yall? It’s hot as a mf in Chicago so I think I’m gonna order some thai instead of turning my oven on. Hope yall staying cool.

Sometimes when you force a pregnant woman to put oven cleaner in her vagina as pushiment for not cheating, bad things happen to you.

That save Reyked Javik all over the crowd.

And I encourage Chiefs fans to go ahead and make those vacation plans for the weekend after the first round of playoff games.

Quote me where I singled out women, please. Just so we can be on the same page because you are so fucking confusing.

Does Ronaldo put it in the same place if the wall is two feet to the right? We’ll never know.

A world in which pretty girls put on silly costumes and in the process attract terrible men who then abuse and harass them relentlessly.

This does NOT—repeat, NOT—mean they are “asking for it” or any other such misogynist nonsense, only that it does seem kind of odd that they’d make a choice to do something where the…

You’re asking if Doctor Who has a following of fans that are interested in panel interviews with the shows stars and creators? Yes. It has a few fans.

Exactly. I don’t think it’s possible to watch the first few games and think expansion is a good idea.

I always get just the top half of twitter videos.

Couldn’t disagree more: she took a tough stance just this year in voting against the late-term abortion ban: https://thinkprogress.org/extreme-abortion-ban-defeated-in-the-senate-d4025c4d542a/ (Donnelly, Casey, and Manchin voted for it).

It’s a tough game for these red-state Dem senators, and it’s hugely, vitally…

It’s North Dakota in the age of Trump. Any Democrat coming from there now will be a Republican-lite. The days of Byron Dorgan are over.

I hope they can find somebody to replace her.

Also, I’m fucking amazed that these people let cops into their house without a warrant, dug through their own trash to give them evidence, AND provided them with identification so they could check for warrants. The proper response would have been to tell Officer Drug Dog to fuck right off and to then call your lawyer.

As someone who battles depression, what would make me happiest right now is for you to die a slow painful death.

Can all white men just go away? For a long time.

I see lot of replies here about lock the door.

I mean, the story says they were told multiple times the place was closed and need to leave, also that they entered a half hour after closing even. The whole situation could have been handled better and the off-duty cop didn’t need to put his hands on anyone. Although, the ladies should have listened to management…

First, they are also speedruners. Runners gotta run and if they can beat his time they have every reason to do so.