Soccer is ruining sports.

You should have tried to make a pun.

I don’t even watch hockey, but the way his arms move on contact don’t look like a guy who’s surprised to be running into a person. He raises his arms (and stick) in anticipation of contact, then follows through with his shove.

I don’t think there’s much room for interpretation.

The Lombardi family surely has some copies too. Vince made tons of them- he just taped over the film of his wedding, kids’ birthdays, Christmases, etc.

I had to watch a Verizon ad to see the video and for that I blame Billy Haisley.

Uh.. What part of Columbia are you referring to? Because I used to live there and I’d hardly call it “well to do”

Have you ever been to Columbia, MD?

And this is the first time Wilde Lake has ever been described as “well-to-do” in the history of the Internet. Congrats.

Dear Mr. Phelps,

Who ordered the rocky mountain oysters?

So the Tea Partier got tea bagged?

He may have been devastating at soccer but it doesn’t change the fact that the sport is boring. I’d rather watch darts.

Creepy immortal Abe Lincoln vampire over Bowman’s shoulder.

No, Tony killed that guy with his car. Murder is something totally different; totally depends on your perspective.

Tony “White Privilege” Stewart

“should’ve just worn a wig”