That’s where telephone poles come from, right?

This is when you find his Yellowpages book and tear out the Towing page, and replace it with a photoshopped copy where all of the towing companies are Google Voice redirects to a caretaker’s cell phone.

I enjoy how this article keeps making the argument for racism anyway though.

You’re right, totally different situation... The Chinese tank drivers clearly didn’t want to run over the protester.

“When the students poured into Tiananmen Square, the Chinese government almost blew it. Then they were vicious, they were horrible, but they put it down with strength”

“You are comparing the Chinese crackdown on protesters to what is happening now?”

Helps keep the blinker fluid temp down. 

Right, because a typical pre-purchase inspection includes confirming that features listed on the original window sticker haven’t been remotely removed from the car by the manufacturer, and any used car buyer who fails to have one of these mythical pre-existing feature inspections performed deserves what they get.

Autonomous red wagons

The dude didn’t tighten his manifold rivets. It probably popped a warning on his laptop, but he kept going.  Seen it a thousand times....

Hello Oversteer, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Of a HellKitty quickly fleeing
And the excrement that left a stain
Still remains
Within the sound of superchargers

Do you guys ever think, “Man, David left a nice engineering job to do this”? I’m not sure why you did it, David, but may Jeepus smile upon you.

Black Hole 2020

Pharah: “Rocket jump? That sounds dangerous.”