in seriousness though, the electric motors issue at low speeds is something engineering has already solved with transmissions, differentials. Crankshaft go many, wheels go few. everyone is happy.

The Electric Wrangler Mk 1 disagrees. Fisher Price - First to market.

Don’t even bother calling David until it has rust through a fender and floor pan.

The man just doesn’t even raise his pulse unless the Jeep has seen some stuff that would make Richard Hammond cringe.

I can’t imagine that anyone who is willing to outlay a few grand on hardware, then have ongoing recurring costs for cell service, and gets a near constant flow of revenue from illicitly inserting themselves into the pipeline for delivery are going to let their investment walk away with you.

I imagine there’s…

elevation, isolation, sway motion to defeat anti-idle, obfuscation in the mess of branches, “turf”, proximity to the property with the “ideal” co-ordinates.

When that fails, it will become a pull wagon full of phones, or a carousel of phones slowly spinning inside a box truck parked adjacent to the dispatch location.

Ca…

but the stooge watching the tree with a baseball bat shaped stick may interrupt you.

good luck on that unless you are the property owner and have a sheriff’s deputy with you while you “clean” your property.

you only get to run that scam once.

undercutting the delivery queue and then scalping the jobs out to everyone who would have been in line normally is a scam that keeps moving and has the operator getting a transactional fee for inserting themselves into a pipeline that was healthier before they showed up.

the biggest asshole is the one who wins the race to the bottom as they are the ones who succeeded in sacrificing the last shred of ethical behavior from their business model that the folks before them couldn’t conceive of.

There’s a lot of contenders, but biggest asshole is easy to call.

If I were doing this...

The tree has good pickup of signal being elevated, outdoors.

If I hang my phone high enough in the tree it won’t be as noticed.

Sway of the branches at the edge will make it seem like it is being carried as the accelerometers pick up constant small changes in orientation and movement.

With an…

there’s a 33gal option that a lot of folks add. if I know abything about my fellow daily driver truck folks, the TRX will be a hell of a curb hopper and home depot supplies runner. I haven’t taken my truck offroad yet. I didn’t buy it for that at all so I saved on lift, 4wd, tires, suspension, and went with land barge.

not with the shock design in the rear clearance shown above.

Or if it is anything like mine, it will be parked in the driveway for weeks at a time while we ride around in the wife’s prius in town.

I’m really digging the gas savings and time saving of no daily commute.

think of it like this - With the lift, shocks, 35's and all the drivetrain upgrades being factory, at least they will be of a more consistent quality than the shade tree lifts and cat delete shitboxes that are on the road right now.

The GMC Sierra Club. To beat the competition with. now equipped with an LS200 camless 200 liter engine that runs on outrage.

qualified immunity.

cops are in fact above the law and I agree - fuck that. it is very much a second class citizen issue when the laws don’t apply to a certain group.

take it easy on adding the racism to the mix. there’s already enough awful here.

you isolate white folks who aren’t boot lickers. try not to shit on your allies.

what about the renewal stickers? perforated plates with back light do nothing for that visibility.

soooo, what you’re telling me is the noose is ok as long as it has been in place for a while and not personal.

almost as if it is part of the history, and not a threat against just one person.

Heritage not hate, heard that before and it sounded just as much like a fart in church then too.

yeah, people’s choices are why leprosy, cancer, congenital birth defects, epilepsy, huntington’s disease, progeria and stillborn children are in the world. Nothing at all to do with the “mysterious ways” that an all powerful creator built the universe. Nothing to do with the fact that each of his creations has failed…

there are plenty of non-suicidal terrorists who will steer you with fear and intimidation. It’s literally in the name.

Bin laden wasn’t willing to blow himself up. he was just as much a terrorist and always had a shield between himself and risk. his shield was human, the police use a uniform.